Everybody was complaining about what they hated during dinner and I had to add my witty comments....but my best was this:
Summer (my cuz, brokenbabe): I hate it when people ignore me.
Amber (me, the witty, smart, beautiful girl, hehe): what did you say? I didn't hear you.
Now, tell me if I am not the most wiittiest person alive. I watched batman today, you know, the one with the actors. Not the cartoon. My favorite character is the joker because we have a lot in common.
1) We're both funny
2) We both think humans are idiots
3) We both like to kill them
4) We both hate superhero-know-it-alls. personally, they make me sick. flying around in there capes and masks and destroying those who think humans should die! tis terrible. Always winning and saving the day. I think i've revealed enough about my secret, true, demonic side. My cousin and I like to play around, but we can't do it in the house so we run outside, literally. I chose to go outside in the dark and cold at 9:00 pm...without shoes or pants on, just underwear and shirt. I'm psyhco. I've accepted it. I ran around the outside of the house two times in less than a minute, staying ahead of my cuz. I think thats quite an accomplishment, her being only 130 lbs and my being 240. All you people out there who think fat people are ugly and not athletic can kiss my big fat ass.
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dude man, summer. you are not very nice. and you're right on the pychcotic bitch, cuz i'm pyscho bitch #1.....BURN BURN BURN!!! |
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"Now, tell me if I am not the most wiittiest person alive"
You are not the most wittiest person alive.
Sorry, you asked for it. Just doing as I'm told. :) |
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hey now...don't be doggin on batman. He is the shit!!! I <3 batman. YEAH...GO BATMAN!!! ~*Nicole*~ |
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BrokenBabe: Well read the comment vincent left me and then understand why I asked that...and summer, I know you would cuz you're blonde like that. |